Funny Bar Sayings What Are Your Favorite Sayings?

What are your favorite sayings? - funny bar sayings

Everyone has a proverb that touches close to their hearts. And if you can not find one, you must comply with funny lyrics that make you laugh. And you can not stop laughing because you know to be true! Read all of my favorite quotes and find your favorite word answer to this question. The words that I love, you get 10 points.
"You know you're the right man, if he has a will of her hair found for you while you're leaning over the toilet after a long night at the bar!
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. For example, they criticize, they are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes
"When life gives you lemons, for example," Umm ... I like lemons. But what have you been? "
"A speech that BI like cover a skirt for girls, the time to everything and short enough to maintain the interest
"Sometimes you have the windshield, sometimes you are the bug
"You want what you want. Work for what you need